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WorkZoneGifts

Our WorkZoneGifts line features numerous popular sayings printed on our 4" Blaze Cones. They're $7.99 each, which includes shipping. Order below.

WorkZone Gifts Order Form

Browsing and ordering is easy! Simply fill in a quantity for ordering anything shown here. You'll be given a total, with shipping, and a link to Paypal. For large or custom orders please call or email Blaze Cone.

Gift Blaze Cones

Item Number

Cost Each
(includes shipping)

Order Quantity

   THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION 1 $7.99
   GIRLS RULE 2 $7.99
   BACK AWAY FROM MY DESK 3 $7.99
   GIVE ME COFFEE AND NOBODY GETS HURT 4 $7.99
   YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID 5 $7.99
   NO WHINING 7 $7.99
   THE BEST NEVER REST 8 $7.99
   TALK TO THE CONE 9 $7.99
   IF GRANDMA AIN'T HAPPY, AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY 20 $7.99
   NEXT MOOD SWING IN 6 MINUTES 26 $7.99
   OF COURSE I CAN HANDLE A CRISIS, HELL I CREATE THEM 27 $7.99
   SAVE TIME SEE IT MY WAY 28 $7.99
   SOME CALL IT A SIX PACK, I CALL IT A SUPPORT GROUP 29 $7.99
   WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, ASK FOR TEQUILA AND SALT 31 $7.99
   WILL WORK FOR BEER 32 $7.99
   COFFEE ISN'T HELPING - GET THE JUMPER CABLES 34 $7.99
   COMPUTER GEEK AT WORK 35 $7.99
   DAMN STRAIGHT I'M A COLLEGE GRAD, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT 36 $7.99
   DID WE FORGET OUR MEDS? 37 $7.99
   GETTING THINGS DONE AROUND HERE IS LIKE HERDING CATS 38 $7.99
   GIVE ME CHOCOLATE AND NOBODY GETS HURT 39 $7.99
   GONE CRAZY - BACK SOON 40 $7.99
   I DON'T DO MORNINGS 42 $7.99
   I SEE DUMB PEOPLE 44 $7.99
   IF THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE I'M TOAST 45 $7.99
   IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO, DON'T DO IT HERE 46 $7.99
   IT IS OUR COMPANY POLICY TO BLAME THE COMPUTER 47 $7.99
   OFFICE GODDESS 50 $7.99
   SARCASM IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THE SERVICES WE OFFER 52 $7.99
   THERE IS NO JOB TOO SIMPLE FOR OUR STAFF TO COMPLICATE 53 $7.99
   GIVE ME LATTE OR GIVE ME DEATH 55 $7.99
   OLD FARTS RULE 56 $7.99
   OFFICIAL BEER TASTER 57 $7.99
   DRIVE CARRIES NO CASH WIFE AND KIDS HAVE IT ALL 60 $7.99
   CAUTION CHAOS ZONE 62 $7.99
   CAUTION SLACKER ZONE 64 $7.99
   WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 65 $7.99
   IT'S BEEN MONDAY ALL WEEK 67 $7.99
   IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE 72 $7.99
   GIRLS KICK BUTT 73 $7.99
   NO PARKING 74 $7.99
   SERVICE MAY VARY ACCORDING TO MY MOOD AND YOUR ATTITUDE 78 $7.99
   BORN TO FISH, FORCED TO WORK 82 $7.99
   BORN TO HUNT, FORCED TO WORK 83 $7.99
   CHILDREN ARE SPOILED BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPANK GRANDPARENTS 85 $7.99
   IT'S ALL ABOUT ME 89 $7.99
   LORD HELP ME TO BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM 102 $7.99
   BORN TO GOLF, FORCED TO WORK 125 $7.99
   BORN TO SHOP 136 $7.99
   CAUTION CATBOX ZONE 140 $7.99
   DOGS HAVE OWNERS CATS HAVE STAFF 141 $7.99
   IT CAME, IT PURRED, IT CONQUERED 143 $7.99
   GOD PROMISES A SAFE LANDING, NOT A CALM PASSAGE 165 $7.99
   OH NO NOT ANOTHER LEARNING EXPERIENCE 169 $7.99
   SUCCESS COMES IN CAN'S NOT CANT'S 170 $7.99
   SUCCESS OCCURS WHEN OPPORTUNITY MEETS PREPARATION 171 $7.99
   THERE IS NO FAILURE EXCEPT IN NO LONGER TRYING 178 $7.99
   GRAPHIC SOCCER BALL 183 $7.99
   CAUTION MOOD SWING AHEAD 189 $7.99
   COFFEE! START THE I.V.! STAT! 193 $7.99
   DON'T MAKE ME GET MY FLYING MONKEYS OUT 199 $7.99
   DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT 200 $7.99
   GRAPHIC ASL "I LOVE YOU" 203 $7.99
   I DON'T DO PERKY 206 $7.99
   #1 DAD 216 $7.99
   #1 GRANDMA 223 $7.99
   #1 GRANDPA 224 $7.99
   #1 MOM 228 $7.99
   #1 TEACHER 234 $7.99
   WOMEN DON'T HAVE HOT FLASHES THEY HAVE POWER SURGES 240 $7.99
   I LOVE YOU DAD 242 $7.99
   I LOVE YOU MOM 243 $7.99
   I USE TO HAVE A LIFE BUT THEN I GOT A COMPUTER AND A MODEM 245 $7.99
   IT MOMMA AIN'T HAPPY, AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY 249 $7.99
   GOD LOVE YOU AND I'M REALLY TRYING 320 $7.99
   DO NOT DISTURB I'M DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY 367 $7.99
   CAUTION: DRAMA QUEEN 379 $7.99
   BUNCO 381 $7.99
   CAUTION ANGEL TO BITCH IN 3.5 SECONDS 395 $7.99
   CAUTION LISTENING DOES NOT CONNOTE AGREEMENT 396 $7.99
   DRAMA QUEEN 397 $7.99
   OF COURSE I CAN HANDLE A CRISIS, I'M A MOM 398 $7.99
   THERAPY CONE SQUEEZE HARD AND SMILE 399 $7.99
   QUITTERS NEVER WIN AND WINNERS NEVER QUIT 409 $7.99
   GIT 'R' DUN 418 $7.99
   I'M NOT SPEEDING I'M QUALIFYING 432 $7.99
   IN DOG YEARS I'M DEAD 446 $7.99
   IS IT TIME FOR YOUR MEDICATION OR MINE 473 $7.99
   DEW NOT TRUSSED SPELL CHEQUER… 485 $7.99
   PUT THE SEAT DOWN 493 $7.99
   GREAT WOMAN WORKNG 504 $7.99
   WAG MORE BARK LESS 696 $7.99
   CAUTION MAN CAVE 699 $7.99
   NAUGHTY GIRLS RULE 701 $7.99
   WANT TO HORSE AROUND? 702 $7.99
   CONE OF SHAME 800 $7.99
   [ *BLANK* CONE -- NO SAYING ON THIS CONE ] 999 $7.99
 

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